I need to get some pussy. It's been a while.

Well ok, it's only been 2 months, but I need to find / meet a good girl for a normal girlfriend relationship.

I forgot to mention something. While in Wal-Mart, I went looking at the men's shorts, to try and find a pair that would show off my cock better and be a little tighter fitting.

Found some gray shorts in large and x large. Took them to the dressing room and tried them on. Both were too tight for the cock, and showed it as a BIG bulge in my shorts!

I hope there wasn't a security camera behind the mirror watching me, the security people watching would've shit themselves when I took my shorts off to change! They'd be like "WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?! Hey Larry come look at this guy!!!!!! Record this shit!!!!!".