1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be?Steve Carella from the Ed McBain 87th Precinct novels (maybe I could get to have a threesome with him and his wife Teddy).


2) What's sexier, abs or guns?
A handsome man with good abs holding a gun.

3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?
I have a thing for that cooking gal Rachael Ray.

4) If you could annihilate the existence of one song, which one?
My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion

5) Would you rather be bitten by a beaver or stung by a wasp?
Wasp sting, please.

6) Would you rather compete on Survivor or The Amazing Race?
I'd rather pull my pubic hairs out through my nostirls than appear on either.

7) So...Gold or silver?
Silver

8) Do you know what a rainbow party is?
Nope. (well, I didn't before reading the responses here)

9) 5 week vacation, where are you going?
Ulan Bator and other areas of Mongolia.

10) Whopper or Big Mac
Whopper.
YouTube - 1976 Burger King Have It Your Way commercial
11) Have you ever yelled at a woman named Samantha?
Only known 2 and never yelled at either.

12) Baby is left on your doorstep....
Call a neighbor and then social services.

13) Emmett Brown or the Nutty Professor?
Neither.

14) Footloose or Flashdance
Flashdance.

15) Do you know who Kansas is?
A so-so group from years ago,

16) Ever eat anything a normal human doesn't?
Perhaps.


17) Ever call 867-5309?
No, nor have I called Beechwood4-5789 (...and my number is Beechwood4-5789, you can call me up and have a date any old time)YouTube - Marvelettes - Beechwood 4-5789 (1962)

18) Ever wondered what happened to love potions 1-8?
Not really.

19) plural form of cul-de-sac?
Dead end streets.

20) Lorelai or Rory Gilmore
Lorelai