dont make me face fuck you? i wish you could hear how hard im laughing

i'm gonna make a shirt of all quotes like that. along with quotes like "stop sucking my dick or i'll call the police"

anyway before i get face fucked. i really dont watch porn anymore. but when i do its usually justin slayer productions. whenever i watch porn with my girl i let her pick (not like i have a choice). it really dont matter to me. i dont really need porn to get aroused. my dick gets hard when the wind blows. literally. i usually walk at half mast all day. besides, knowing i'm about to fuck the brains outta my long legged girlfriend is enough to get me going. if not, i just go muff diving, that usually does the trick. thats right, i get more aroused from eating pussy than i do from gettin head. but im uncut so when i do get head i usually turn to putty