I'm not old enough to drink yet.

But I've tasted a couple of alcoholic drinks before. Champagne, beer, and sake are all incredibly wretched.

But my uncle made this drink once, and I forget what it was called. Tequila? Margarita? It was one of those things, and it remains the most delicious alcoholic beverage I've ever tasted. It was really good.

They only let me have one sip though.

EDIT: Oh, and also, I'm horny.