Oh man. If someone has narsty fingernails that's it. I don't want to know what the rest is like.

The worst thing of all for me, though, is when you make a guy laugh for the first time and you get to see a good week's worth of mushy plaque.


I can forgive a revolting cock - hygiene can be fun to teach - but there's something about a mouth full of cottage cheese that turns me off my breakfast.