1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be?
Either Samus Aron from Metroid or Ash Ketchum from Pokemon.

2) What's sexier, abs or guns?
I actually like my guy chubby, so neither.

3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?
Maury. Never had sex with a girl, so I can't be the baby's father.

4) If you could annihilate the existence of one song, which one?
Pick any Limp Bizkit song from a hat. They all suck.

5) Would you rather be bitten by a beaver or stung by a wasp?
I know it's the foolish answer, but I'll take the beaver. Stinging insects scare me.

6) Would you rather compete on Survivor or The Amazing Race?
I'd rather stay home and jerk off, but if I have to, Amazing Race.

7) So...Gold or silver?
White gold.

8) Do you know what a rainbow party is?
Doesn't lipstick come off so easily on cock?

9) 5 week vacation, where are you going?
A mental institution.

10) Whopper or Big Mac
I'm a vegetarian.

11) Have you ever yelled at a woman named Samantha?
Unless you count my now-deceased dog [RIP], then no.

12) Baby is left on your doorstep....
I've always thought about adopting. This would let me skip paperwork and the difficulties concerning homosexuals trying to adopt.

13) Emmett Brown or the Nutty Professor?
Anyone who works with Flux Capaciters.

14) Footloose or Flashdance
Saturday Night Fever

15) Do you know who Kansas is?
They don't make prog rock bands like that anymore.

16) Ever eat anything a normal human doesn't?
Thorazine

17) Ever call 867-5309?
Nope

18) Ever wondered what happened to love potions 1-8?
I don't wonder, cuz I know.

19) plural form of cul-de-sac?
"No, I'm not asking for directions. I know where I'm going!"

20) Lorelai or Rory Gilmore
Lorelai.