Never been to vegas, but i have some insight from the many comedians on comedy central. The place is the gay capital, Celine Dion performs there. There are guys who made their living playing with big pussies but they were more interested in tricks with each other, the pussy fought back and attacked Sigfried, or was it Roy?

As far as hook-ups go. There are lots of hookers, or so it looks on CSI. They are all hot women, not dudes.

I would be taking a trip to the Bunny Ranch...get some high-class cooch.