This is my terrible dark secret.

My work requires me to go around the country and convince colleagues of mine to do things that might be in my company's best interests, but not necessarily theirs. There is a lot of pushback and some of them can be quite unpleasant.

The first meeting usually involves drinks or dinner in the hotel where I'm staying. So, just before going down to the lobby bar I jack off (which does wonders for my mental outlook) and then go downstairs and give the dickhead i have to deal with my biggest warmest grin, and a hearty handshake with my

still

ever-so-slightly

damp

hand.

It's incredibly therapeutic, if you have anybody who royally pisses you off that you have to deal with, i recommend it heartily.