Originally Posted by visualalert

Quit spending all that money on specialty products and grab a cheap bottle of mineral oil in your pharmacy's laxative section. It's awesome. Use at room temp for a fine experience, heat it for 30 seconds in the microwave for a different experience, stick it in the freezer for an hour before party time for yet another experience. Even if you don't like it you're out a whole $1 US.

Disclaimer: I have no financial interest (that I know of, I do have mutual funds) in any mineral oil manufacturer, packager, distributor or retailer.