Not nearly as many murders as in your country.
Sniveling French wannabes? If you mean the seven million Canadians who are native speakers of French, I'm not sure there's anything 'wannabe' about them.
Draft dodgers? Sure ... they're all American.
Often very principled and accomplished people.

In no sense a Garden of Eden ... just a civilized Western country with the degree of civility that is normal and expected ... in Europe, say.