Oh and I forgot to tell you,

I was on a bus in London and who should get on but Matthew McConaughey.
He was in an incredibly good mood, and to put a smile on everyones face he dropped his pants and got his cock out. I've never seen anything so big in my entire life. It must have been 16" soft. (A friend of mine who has had sex with him tells me its over 20" fully hard)
A middle aged woman screamed, but quietened down when Matt offered to put it in her hand so she could see there was nothing to be afraid of.