here's another love poem from a man's perspective:

my old lady's been giving me shit
just cuz she caught me with her best friend bridgette

to avoid bias, this poem certainly represents some women (i'm having fun with this)

why do i love my man?
cuz he drives a luxury sedan
it doesn't matter that i'm not attracted physically
cuz the pool-boy does a good job of satisfying me
fuck college, fuck a career, fuck getting out of bed
i've got an old geezer that'll turn to dollar signs when he's dead