This belongs in "fiction".

Not that this site could use a bit of fantasy, seeing all that the strangest horror films have a dash of twisted erotica.

Buffy and crew never fascinated me. My son and daughter liked it. But I bit my lip many many times watching it with them. I did not want to tell them I found it a bit too sanitized for "real" vampires. I didn't want to put them down for having an interest.