I actually don't like when women go into porn theaters...because they're often obnoxious and too inquisitive as to what's going on.

The times that it's happened it was nothing like people talk about:

"She was bent over and guys were taking her from both ends, blah blah blah."

It's usually more like two people who walked into the wrong theater and were expecting to see "27 Dresses" when they really got "27 horny old asian men in panties and trifocal glasses."