1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be?
The Invisible Man

2) What's sexier, abs or guns?
abs

3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?
SPRINGER

4) If you could annihilate the existence of one song, which one?
Hit Me Baby One More Time....and actually, I'd like to annihilate Britney, altogether

5) Would you rather be bitten by a beaver or stung by a wasp?
beaver

6) Would you rather compete on Survivor or The Amazing Race?
Amazing Race

7) So...Gold or silver?
silver

8) Do you know what a rainbow party is?
Ugh....that's all I have to say!

9) 5 week vacation, where are you going?
Europe.....

10) Whopper or Big Mac
Big Mac

11) Have you ever yelled at a woman named Samantha?
does my former step-daughter count?

12) Baby is left on your doorstep....
OMG.....take it to the orphanage!

13) Emmett Brown or the Nutty Professor?
Nutty Prof!

14) Footloose or Flashdance
Footloose...Kevin was SO friggin hot

15) Do you know who Kansas is?
Hmmmm...isn't that where Dorothy and Toto came from? LOL....just kidding....

16) Ever eat anything a normal human doesn't?
Ate a lot of paste as a child....bugs...dirt.....Hmmmmmm...and a lot of cum as an adult....LOL

17) Ever call 867-5309?
Yeah....i think that bitch, Jenny, gave me the wrong fuckin phone #!!!!

18) Ever wondered what happened to love potions 1-8?
fuck that...who needs love when there is so much meaningless sex to be had?

19) plural form of cul-de-sac?
ah, hell....just another damn dead end street!

20) Lorelai or Rory Gilmore
neither....i hate that damn show