My parents were always very "proper". Except when it came to naming my dick.

My parents always referred to as "your junk"..... as in "your junk looks like you haven't done anything with it for a while. Why don't you go to your room and make it go down." The first time my mother told me to do that I almost died laughing at her.

My father told me one time "your junk looks like it's out of control. Try putting on some underwear so it doesn't look like it wants the world to see it."

I still remember these "kind" words from my parents, all these many years later.