A few years ago I had a one night stand with a girl I picked up at a dance club.
As we where getting undressed she looked at my cock and said.
I Quote:"Wow your huge,Don't try to put that in my butt!"
Then when we where fucking all she said was :"Oh shit, oh Shit! Your dick is almost to fucking big but don't stop. "
To this day that night brings a smile to my face.