I have no issues of inadequacy;
no fears of falling short of expectations;

I have no illusions that talking about my penis is intriguing or exciting for you in any way, shape, or form.


I am not concerned over my thinning hair,
have no comb-over, no toupee, no plugs, and no hair dye.

I have no intention of foisting upon your shoulders the onerous task of salving my ego, building my self esteem, or correcting the damage done by previous relationships.

I will not ask you to validate me in any other way than by earning your high regard thru my actions.