YouTube - Roeper & Phillips review "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"


You can make all sorts of fun about the male organ, belittle it and make degrading feminist vitriol against it. But if you do it in the movies there is a universal law. Said penis has got to be small, weird gnarly strange looking small. Although I've only seen the trailers (which contain no nudity) the information on the web is that Jason Segal looks like a 6' 4" man with a pre-pubescent penis.

One website said they were doing strange photoshop type things in the editing room such as cropping the shaft so only a half of it showed. Be prepared for Segel's cock to look like a circumcised turtle, for the female audience to laugh in glee and for the male audience out of satisfaction of having a bigger penis. After all, it's difficult to laugh at a knee-banger.

I really want to see this movie. Kristen Bell is a tiny blonde but really cute. They filmed a portion at the Turtle Bay Resort on Oahu's north shore. Some friends of ours were at the resort during some of the shoot and said "we saw one of the Verizon commercial geeks!"