A few months back there was a thread about how a size queen could advertise that she was a size queen without being too in-the-face about it. Some folks suggested various t-shirt logos, but they can be problematic since t-shirts are "quick hits", but anything that can be understood quickly may be offensive in many public places. For some reason, the other day I started pondering size queen bumper stickers. The thing about bumper stickers is that they can be risque, but you have to be a bit more abstract or "clever" about it -- people have time to "get it" when they're behind you in traffic. Here are some size queen bumper sticker mottos I thought up; please forgive the all-caps:

LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO WILL LOVE ME... DEEPLY

MY LITTLE MAN IN A BOAT WANTS TO MEET YOUR SUPERTANKER

THE GAME OF LOVE FOR ME IS A GAME OF INCHES

KIELBASA-HIDING SPECIALIST ABOARD

IF YOU'VE GOT A REAL PICKLE, I'M A DAMSEL-IN-DISTRESS

IVORY TOWER, EBONY TOWER... WHO CARES AS LONG AS IT'S A TOWER?

TEACHER LOOKING FOR AN HONOR STUDENT WITH AN 8.0 GPA


Please add any inspirations you come up with. Who knows, maybe this can become an official LPSG product or somesuch.

Kev