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Originally Posted by HazelGod  My roomie and I used to tagteam sorority sluts in college all the time...but there was never any commentary on sizes, because her mouth was always stuffed with at least 9 inches of fat dick. |
You probably just dreamed this or saw it in a porn flick.
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Originally Posted by HazelGod We had it down to a science...we'd both pull out and blow our nuts at the same time. One of us shot right in her face, the other one sprayed her right on the tramp stamp. We'd hi-five each other over her back, then sit back and relax while she fetched us beers and made us sandwiches. |
Those dirty whores sure know how to make some fixins after you bang em. You give new meaning to the word misogyny.
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Originally Posted by HazelGod Man, those were the good ol' days. |
And now you're married and the wife only allows missionary position once every other month.
