My wife calls me Cap; all my friends call me Cap; even my mom called me Cap a couple of times when I was much younger.

I got nailed with Captain Elephant when I was just about 13. An uncle gave me this cool Air Force pilot's cap that I wore everywhere. One of my older cousins asked if I was trying to be Captain Kangaroo. My best friend, another cousin, said "no, he's more like Captain Elephant," referring, of course, to my pot belly. No, of course not, I'm kidding. I was the only uncut kid in the group, and being small of stature and long of dick it looked like an elephant's trunk. It was shortened to Cap - the nickname, not the dick.

I don't think Mom would have called me Cap had she known it was my dick nick.

I hadn't used the Elephant part in years but figured it was appropriate to resurrect it for this site.