What is it with people not cleaning their junk after they make brown? I have not worn underwear since the nineties and can happily say I've never had a skid mark or piss stain since I was, like, six. I don't know where this haterade is coming from.

Yeah, if your hygiene is so bad you need underwear, for the love of all things holy wear some. As for me, I wipe after I poo, I have this thing called an "ass" between my jeans and my chocolate starfish, and there's no part on me cleaner than my cock.

The day I wear underwear again is the day I need Depends.