I went through a stage where I was always wearing tight rock-style jeans. Obviously this showed off the bulge big time and a female friend of mine used to get embarrassed and laugh all the time whenever we were out together. One night in the pub we were getting drunk and she started to talk about my package, next thing I know she's rubbing my crotch and dropping serious hints about getting jiggy! Anyway, I ended up getting the ole fella out and she was giving me a hand job under the table in the pub. Nobody could see my meat hanging out under the table so it was discreet but I loved the look on her face as her little hands were trying to get to grips with it - her eyes were on stalks, and she kept saying "oh my god!" and swallowing nervously alot !!

And no, I didn't bang her in the end - figured the freindship was more important and besides, she said she'd have trouble accomodating it.