Originally Posted by hotbtminla

A friend of mine shot a short film last year that he asked me to co-star in. I'm not really an actor, but he wanted me for the part and it was a funny script and the cast/crew were mostly good friends of mine, so I jumped at the chance.

We had a scene where my friend J was sitting. He was in close up, and my blocking had me walking into frame and standing next to him. And he had to awkwardly look up at me before saying his next line.

We wound up having to do several takes because the lighting was fucked up, and the comedy of him winding up with his face basically in my junk wasn't lost on us. Anyway, once the director told us the lighting was sorted and we where ready to roll I asked the DP if my package looked okay because I have a reputation to protect. To which J grumbled, "{hotbtminla}, the last thing you need to worry about is the reputation of your package."

Everybody burst into laughter, adding shit like, "Your reputation proceeds you," etc. I was actually a little embarrassed.