Originally Posted by lorne

I was hanging out with a friend at a coffee shop and shes a gesture pat talker( she puts her hand on your shoulder or thigh when she gets excited) and I was about to take a sip of coffee when she sparked up and tapped my leg/cock and I just about spilled. She laughed and said she was sorry for scaring me but she didn't hit me that hard. I laughed and said no but you just touched my dick. She turned bright red and yelled aloud "I did not! it's no wher near there" as she squeezed my leg trying to tickle/hurt me in retaliation and than she realized she was squeezed my junk. She started to giggle and squeal and say how she was so sorry and didnt mean to and she didnt kno. She was practically hyperventilating she was talking so quick and covering her mouth with her hand. I said its ok just be warned for the future. Than she calmed down and just stared into her lap and sighed saying she was so embarrassed. i told her not to she didn't know. She laughed and said how was she supposed to know I had a massive penis. Really loud, the people in the table next looked stunned, she only muttered on god I'm making it worse and keep starring at it. I laughed and said I could cover it if shed like, but she sighed and said no I still know its there. So when ever she tries to embarass me about anything I bring up that story and she always complains if only I had a regular sized penis we wouldn't have had that mess. She says I need to contain my self better so it doesn't happen to other people.