Doubtless many members of LPSG think I'm stupid. But my overall criticism of Herr Bonaduce wasn't originally intended to eschew him for the size of his tool. It was because of his public behavior -- not because it was lewd (though that didn't help), but because he was obviously high on something other than a little weed and a couple of beers. He had that skanky look that, whether or not true, belied you might catch something permanent if you rolled in the hay with him. Nasty.