For the record, this seems stupid.

Hey No_strings, I think you were very creative with your response. There are so many other vaginal attributes that you brought up and I didn't mention.

What I know, though, is that there are many things that women don't want to know about their shape... perhaps they should stay unmentioned.

You say "color" and "shape?" I've never met a girl who wants to hear "purple" and "too football wide, baby".

As far as color or length of pubic hair goes... wow.

I hope it's short.