Back in the day, (well... not TOO terribly long ago, but it feels like a long time) when i was like... 12 or 13, i was already goin online for gay porn (although at the time i was str8? strange kid, i'm tellin' ya) and then one morning in the shower, over the weekend, i thought "Hey, i wanna shoot white stuff too, why can't i???"
finally i figured the whole thing out, a few months later
but anyway, that day in the shower, i whacked off for what seemed to be a good long while, and i felt like the most horrible person in the world afterwards, what with me thinkin about a guy the whole time and i was "str8" and my parents hate gay ppl xD

eh, now i really don't care what they think (although they don't know, still) and i don't feel bad about it, of course.