Why else would they waste so much money on stupid, ugly, impractical vehicles?

Interesting theory.

I have always like the practical, functional vehicles. "Family" vehicles actually. Station wagons, SUVs, or vans. All your stuff or people, all inside, fold down the seats for big stuff.

I could care less if people think my vehicle isn't the coolest. So what? I didn't buy it for them, I bought it for me.