Why is it that all minorities apparently look alike? First black people, then Asian people, and now it's faggots. Goddamn it.

I do not look like fucking Clay Aiken, okay? Maybe he'll look like me when he gets his pink-socky ass out of the closet, but for frak's sakes we don't all look alike.

Haha, no. In all seriousness we developed those adaptations to be able to accomodate massive cocks pounding our faces. Which gay people also have in common. Massive cocks. Why else do you think this website is so full of homos?