Would I wrap my face in sand paper? Cause that's what underwear feels like on my cock, brohams.

It's like taking steel wool to my glans.

I'm so against underwear that I think if I put it on we'd be like matter and antimatter and annihilate each other, converting our mass into energy and wiping out a good chunk of eastern North America; and as much as I hate Buffalo, that ain't worth it.