I know this has probably been done before but I love these men generally
I hear that

Ashley Cole is small (Mirror 3am)
Roy Carroll is huge (rumour)
David Beckham - well covered I know - average to large (Obvious)
Rio Ferdinand - big (video)
Matthew Bates - fairly big (pictures)
Christiano Ronaldo - big (bulge pictures)

But what about the rest?
I know we've seen the pictures but don't be afraid to post them again!!!!