So, y'all know that some cocks curve up and some curve down. Now, some are straight, but that doesn't mean the guy is also straight. If we measure the cock length along the top, doesn't that mean cocks which curve down will have longer measurements than cocks which curve up? That would be true even if the cocks have the same volume.

Think of it. If one cock curves up and is 8 along the bottom but just 7 inches on the top, and another curves down so you can measure 8 along the top and only 7 on the bottom, they could have the same volume. Yet, the one that curves down will get the official measurement of 8 inches.