Ok, my dad had the most amazing cock. Really weighty, a real schlong. Now the times I went to the gym showers with him are etched on my memory. A little boy staring up at his dad's cock, as water trickled down it. I expected all men to be as big as him, and was sorely disappointed when I actually stated experiencing cocks.

I saw my dad recently in the nude, and can I send out a warning? A lifetime of drinking does nothing for your cock!

But I've got one so it is more than ok :)