Oddest place you've ever jerked off

lomejorhombre: It was the sensation on my entire body that turned me on, not just my penis

throb919: Raleighwood here, Hungcurious. You...?

AUncut10in: I was out working in the yard with a friend of mine. We were doing some digging, and my dick kept falling out the bottom of my shorts. He kept teasing me about being too big for my britches. Well we had to go to the hardware store to get something. The whole way there, he kept the teasing up. We were in the back of the store, and he said something, so I just pulled my dick out from the bottom of my shorts and started jerkin off with him watching. I got totally turned on doing it in such a public place and with my friend watching. I shot a huge load all over the socket sets.

Did your friend do anything other than watch, auncut10in? It seems to me he would have to be a terribly inactive indivisual to just stand and watch! Yours ranks right up there with the best of the oddest places.

Luke

thatjigga: I'm in NC too, but I'd rather not be shown for any "gratitious favors"....lol

This is really not a story about me, but this actually happened recently...

I woke up one Saturday morning to my college roomate in his bed with a little teepee stick up from the center of his body (under the covers)...My original thought was, "I'm still sleeping lemme go back to sleep..."....so I close my eyes and hear the springs in his bed moving. *So I open my eyes and turn over (not all the way tho') to see the dude was really jerking off under his covers. *His toes were sticking out the other side and curling so you could tell he was still awake...I was just thinking to myself "I am not really seeing this..." *I actually think he knew I was awake as he raised his covers (not off of him but higher so you couldn't see his hand moving through the covers) and jerked harder (his bed was actually rocking) until he orgasmed...then after he finished, he just turned over and went to sleep...

I thought that was crazy as hell....I still laugh about it...

flame: I jerk off in a condominium [near the elevator] where I know there are janitors around. I tried to ignore them and they saw me jerking off, they called me and I was really scared at that time.

They told me that they would like to jerk off with me, so I followed them. They said I should drop down my short and continue jerking off, I asked them that they should also, but they told me that I should jerk first before they do.

So, I don't have any other choice, but to take out my dick and continue on jerking. Imagine, I'm giving a jerking show in front of 2 straight guys. Too bad, after exploding my orgasm, they went out.

[quote author=DoubleMeatWhopper link=board=youth;num=1070981534;start=0#9 date=12/10/03 at 1058]

That's odd? Bukkake is not especially uncommon in Japan, so there are plenty of Asian women whose faces have been splattered with spooge. [/quote]
And here I thought it was just invented by pornographers. One of the worst forms of pornography is ethnic porn simply because...Well, with a white man, it's some sort of slavery fetish; with a white woman, it's straight out of Birth of a Nation.

Oh, as for me, I've done it in the bed of a pickup truck before.

i have jacked of in bathrooms in the US Capitol, the Canadian Parliament and the Bundestag in Berlin. political power must make me horny

bigdick8_84: [quote author=speed link=board=youth;num=1070981534;start=20#20 date=12/12/03 at 20:29:17]On British Airways. *New York to London. *Whoohoo :o[/quote]
I have also done it on that flight and several new york to los angeles flights.

AUncut10in: My friend did get rock hard in his pants, and was rubbing his cock watching, but he didn't pull it out.

Your friend has excellent self control, auncut10in. What a shame he can't post his "oddest place you're jerked off" and be eligible for recognition like you.

Luke

Jim22cm: In a train ...
In a park ...
On a parking lot ...
On the road, riding my bicycle ...
On the highway, riding my car ...
On the sidewalk, walking and wanking ...
On the beach, staring at sea with my cock in my hand ...

And the oddest of them all ... in your dreams ;-)

KidBroTrouble: At the howler monkey enclosure at the Audubon Zoo, New Orleans. One of the monkeys started pulling his pud, so I just whipped it out and joined him. (Monkey see, monkey do!)
Um, is that weird? ???

Two Questions, KidBro. 1) Really?, and 2) If so, at what age?

Luke