Oddest place you've ever jerked off

Your department store parking lot adventure with a guy makes me think of the hand job I got by my girl friend on a school bus returing home from a basketball game, blo1988. I had my knees promped up on the back of the seat in front of us and my raincoat overed them and out laps. Her left hand was lying on my right leg and slipped down with each bump the bus made.

Of course, after it got almost there, I moved it to my dick where she proceeded to masturbate the organ.

Luke

Well, I'd have to say by and large, it was when I was emptying the trash into the dumpster at a fast food restaurant,(I won't say who) and I had this girl who I worked with. Needless to say, after a little while, I gave her some of my special sauce. I know what you're going to think; the odd place was the girl's face like Captain Stupid's? Wrong; it was the dumpster; I did come on her face willingly and with her permission, but it was the dumpster where it happened.

Thumper_10x7_CA: My friend and I used to have a little contest to see who could jack off in the craziest places. Of course it was the honor system...
I've jacked off on the side of the fwy late at night when I got a flat tire. On the old People Mover ride at Disneyland, the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland, Monorail at Disneyland, heck you name it and I've wanked it there at Disneyland! ;D
The best though was when I was in this one stage show, during my scene I was the only person on stage and wore a big cloak that covered my whole body from the shoulders down and it hung below my feet. I would drop my pants in the cloak and jack myself. This was in front of about 10,000 people. Pretty fun I must say!

After this I'll always wonder and look closely at any actor on stage, who is covered from shoulder to feet with anything, Thumper! I vote for your being top masturbater of the year! Way to go, stud! :D

Luke

Hmmm...I'm reminded of the scene in the movie Top Secret, when Omar Shariff appears after being crushed (cubed) in his car. He's talking to a female secret agent from inside the scrap metal cube when the windshield wiper suddenly turns on, wiping his face.

I wonder what button he pushed in there (and what he pushed it with) to make that happen!? :D :D

speed: On British Airways. New York to London. Whoohoo :o

hungcuriousNC: I once had a very horny, very explorative b/f who liked voyeurism and exhibitionism. While we were in a HallMark store looking for cards, he kept grabbing and rubbing my crotch. I told him if he got me hard, or didn't stop, I was going to make him finish me off. He kept on so I pulled out my dick, he jacked me for a bit and then he finished me off with nice blow job. He swallowed my cum, so there was no problem with cleaning up b/c he drained me dry and licked me clean. But the whole thing was very intense... there was only one attendant in the store at the time, who was on the phone, and we were the only customers. It was hot!

If any of you guys have an odder place for getting off than hungcuriousNC, I'm eager to read it. As I read, I visualized the whole situation taking place in our local Hallmark store. Too bad some whiz among us doesn't make a movie using all these oddest places you've ever jerked off. Now that would be a best seller!

Luke

It seems like you never know what's going on in the next aisle over.

Just be careful of slippery spots on the floor.

throb919: ...and here I am in NC wondering just which Hallmark store where. New meaning to their slogan "When you care enough to send the very best," huh?

Charles88: I have jerked off in numerous places.....I jerked off on the deck area of my hotel room in St. Barths with all of the staff looking at me from afar. And I have jerked it on a boat in Mexico. Those are my two most peculiar jerk offs because there were people watching and I was out basking in the sun completely naked and tanning at the same time.

ihahp33: i was in a huge library and nobody was around so i started to wack off. Luckily i was in the reproductive book, so i had something to do it with.

lomejorhombre: Once when I was a young and horny 8th grader I was out in the mountains and found a nice warm pond and I went for a dip. There was just something about the feel of all the warm algae around me. I'd love to go back there with my wife to see if it would have the same effect!

Careful there, dude. I wouldn't be so fast to compare the feeling of warm pond algae to a hot human female pussy, not unless you value staying together. :) :D ;D 8)

hungcuriousNC: Hey Throb919... I can give you a clue man.. we're in the same area code. :) want to know more? Where are you in NC? Maybe I could show you how to "give the best". ;) hehehe