Originally Posted by seahorses

I know it’s a bit old hat now, but I thought the following might be apt in this thread; it won first prize in a writing competition:

Reporting the reporter
Or
Little Whitehouse lies.

Apparently Bill Clinton did! Exclaims front-page Guru, having interviewed jilted kiss-and-tell lover Monica, now over presidential quibble. Reportedly, she turned up voluntarily with x-chromosomes, yelling zippergate!