Long flaccid advantage - whats yours?

[quote author=ceg1526 link=board=clothing;num=1057604874;start=0#14 date=07/23/03 at 17:49:06]Group:

Homer Simpson pisses hands free too. I was watching an episode where he is in a suite which allows an animated dog to mimic his motions up on a screen in front of a crowd. He goes through some antics, and then walks into a bathroom, unzips his suit, puts his hands up in the air, has a good piss ("Eroding, eroding, oh yeah!"), and then zips back up. It's the episode where he finds out he has a crayon stuck in his brain.

The things I learn on TV and then report on the net....

Ceg[/quote]
Yanno, you could've just said "Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!" (Let's see if you get that reference.)

ceg1526: [quote author=jonb link=board=clothing;num=1057604874;start=0#15 date=07/24/03 at 12:55:10]
Yanno, you could've just said "Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!" (Let's see if you get that reference.)[/quote]


South Park?

You know, I never could nail that pissing in a bottle thing. It's not so much a size thing as it is a meatus thing; liter-sized bottles aren't all that big an opening and I tend to spray a bit, especially if the urge to urinate has been building up substantially.

gigantikok: yep, and it's also fun to be big enough to pee without using my hands. No need to guide it if it hangs down low enough. "LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!" :)

nudpreston: well, i hang long and low naturally... but i have a PA, so the hands-free aim days are long gone. i have to flip mine over as to not pee on myself. (yes, there are many advantages to the PA as to off-set this one disadvantage) but if i wasn't long flaccid, then i would most likely pee on myself every time!

But i also have to unbuckle, unbutton and 'fish' my cock and balls out. pants stay up, but all has to be out, and i freeball 100% of the time. so all has to be open to get it out to pee!

My 2-cents! ;D

thatjigga: Pissing in a bottlle is quite difficult for the same reasons Dee said...that reminds me...

One time when I was still in high school (God I feel old now at only 18!) we were in the middle of the play and me and another lead character had to go piss...Like I said in a previous post, most of the people at my school were pretty much endowed, not that everyone knew, but you knew most of the ones who were 'cause they flaunted it (unlike me)...well there are two bottles in the back and he takes an Apple Juice Bottle and pisses then when he's finished, gives me the 2-liter bottle (assuming I was smaller or somethin' I guess...LOL :D).
Well needless to say I ended up just walking around the building, but couldn't even pee there 'cause the Ass. Principal (heheheh... Ass Principal... :D) came around and was watching so I ended up going around to get inside the building to go pee. Tha actors at my school were really good at impromptu and ad-lib acting and stalled me JUST enough time to get back on stage...heheheh...I never looked at that story as funny before today tho'. I was quite pissed at my dilemna when it happened... >:(

Longhornjok: [quote author=ceg1526 link=board=clothing;num=1057604874;start=0#14 date=07/23/03 at 17:49:06]
Homer Simpson pisses hands free too.
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No wonder Marge has stayed with him all this time. :)

HungRebel: Yep, using the bathroom is the most advantageous thing for me :P Unzip, whip it out, and be done with it :D

I will tell you, however, that i was at a definate advantage over my opponent when streaking thru the girls locker room in high school ;)

hard2hide: The best thing about a long cock is the ability to pull it out the leg of my shorts to take a piss. There is no need to unzip, just reach up the pants leg and pull it out.

thingsteal: Being able to whip it out over the kitchen countertop and into the sink so I can easily pee when the wife is occupying the bathroom.

I've done that too, thingsteal, but I'm always sure to hide the meat cleaver first.

Donk: [quote author=thingsteal link=board=clothing;num=1057604874;start=20#24 date=08/02/03 at 13:58:52]Being able to whip it out over the kitchen countertop and into the sink so I can easily pee when the wife is occupying the bathroom.[/quote]

Sorry, but that's just kinda gross. (Note to self: Never eat anything prepared in thingsteal's kitchen! :))

Longhornjok: [quote author=Donk link=board=clothing;num=1057604874;start=20#26 date=08/02/03 at 1634]Sorry, but that's just kinda gross. (Note to self: Never eat anything prepared in thingsteal's kitchen! *:))[/quote]
Yeah, not to mention risky if you aren't paying attention to that garbage disposal switch!
;)

fearghus8: [quote author=1811 link=board=clothing;num=1057604874;start=0#7 date=07/08/03 at 07:44:14]"That's just my theory. I don't have personal experience with it and I've never had the nerve to ask one of those guys if they are doing that because of a short penis "


... *or, a 'normal' one! *[/quote]

Well, I can't just flop it out and put my hands on my hips because my cock would certainly touch the urinal so I have to kinda lift it while urinating.

Donk: [quote author=fearghus8 link=board=clothing;num=1057604874;start=20#28 date=08/09/03 at 11:40:14]
Well, I can't just flop it out and put my hands on my hips because my cock would certainly touch the urinal so I have to kinda lift it while urinating.[/quote]

Interesting. I take it you either have a very long penis, very short legs, or live in an area with very high urinals, or some combination of those things.

I am short in height (5'5") and I have had this issue with a few urinals that were mounted especially high. With some, I would really drape over the rim if I used my normal hands-free method. I have even run into a couple that were so high I had to hold my penis up and over--like a periscope! Good thing it was long enough. I wondered what a short guy with a normal sized dick would have to do in that situation.

At the other extreme, I used a urinal at a BBQ joint in Texas that was mounted very low to the floor. It had a sign above it reading "For children and real Texans." If I had to pick my favorite urinal, that would be it. :)