Remember those parodies they did of Rudy Gulliani where he was just yelling "9-11!" at his rallies and at the debates? They should do those over again with Obama just yelling "Change! Change! Change!" because that's his entire message and he's a loser because of it.

Yes, Obama is a loser.

Not because he's black.

Although he is black.

He's a loser because he's liberal.

Not because he's black.

But liberals are losers!

Except black liberals.

They're okay.

Except Obama!

Because he's close to power and I hate it when liberals are close to power.

He'll steal from you.

Not because he's black.

Through taxes.

He's not a pickpocket and I don't think all blacks are pick pockets.

He's black.

He's a loser.

But not because he's black.