Hmmm, I'm not sure there are any advantages, and I gotta admit, I'm kinda jealous of the guys that actually like to show off their junk. I'd prefer not to, but such is life, because I show in just about anything.
Swimsuits. I'm long since used to it, but I generally look like I've got a stiffy, or at least a pretty good semi. I'll usually wear board shorts, commando for comfort, and whatever shows, shows. No Speedos for me, though, thank you!
Jock straps. Forget it, I can't wear them. I'm comfortable with my cock to one side or the other, but up sticks out the waistband, and down over my balls is massively uncomfortable, never mind guaranteed to give me a boner, so I wind up hanging out the side of the pouch. What's the point?
Underwear. I can minimize the bulge with tighty whities if they're good and snug, and frequently I do. It's not very comfortable. Being comfortable requires something with enough room for everything to hang out in front, where it all goes naturally, and I'm back to looking like I'm at least half erect.
Gym shorts. Same as swimsuits if I don't wear tighty whities with them. I've got some fairly baggy ones, and I wear them commando occasionally, again for the sake of comfort, but jeez, when I look in the mirror even I think it looks like I've got a stiffy. (LOL)
Don't even start me on the cost of getting suit pants and slacks altered! Comfort and "minimization" require it.
7 by 5.75 soft, balls that cling to my body and push everything up and out, so it's all out in front. On the other hand, I've never had to worry about sitting on them! (LOL)
OK, I've had my whine for this week. The complaint department is now closed for the weekend!
B-man |