Overheard by chance on a UK local radio station:
"And now, our GROWERS AND SHOWERS slot ... Time for our expert to deal with all your growing and showing problems ...".
Just for a minute I thought that I had stumbled upon a local lpsg cell, and at last someone was taking our problems seriously. So I waited to hear about grower problems (people underestimating you ... finding all that extra room when suddenly needed etc). And shower problems -- bulge, need for support, etc etc. Or maybe at last a celebration of what has to be the true lpsg elite .. showers who grow
But of course, it was about delphiniums, sweet peas etc. Or maybe, since this is the lpsg after all ... cucumbers.