my female freinds...

sammygirly:

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i believe that all girls are 'size queens' to some extent...i mean they're all at least fascinated a little bit with big dicks at first aren't they?

Um, I'd have to agree here that penis size is not often at the top of a woman's list of attributes that turn her on - on the majority. I'm not saying there's no merit in a large penis, or that we don't talk about it. Lord knows we do. But I think that it's along the same lines as how men discuss a nice rack...closer to the truth with the "fascination" aspect.

"Wow, I once saw hooters the size of...."
"Whoa, I saw this dude with a cock the size of..."

Now, there's also the reasoning that most women won't ADMIT to admiring the cock. It's just not ladylike, so we answer "eyes" or "abs" when asked what we look for in a man...so maybe we are all 'size queens' but just can't admit it.

Hmm.

AnonyMs: ..

Penes. However 'penises' is also acceptable. Rather than memorize an irregular pural (or rather a regular Latin plural), it's probably easier just to say 'penises', 'cocks', 'dicks', 'schlongs', 'tallywhackers', 'blue-veined yogurt-slingers', or whatever.

No? Come to New Orleans for Mardi Gras! ;)

hung: In my circle of friends (speaking of males) we have often discussed that the average female can not tell what a 2" X 6" looks like. We often joke that they have been led by their significant other (bf or spouse) that they have six inches of penis. Some of these females think that a 1" X 3" is a two by six. It is all relative and I know and appreciate that fact; however we all often laugh about the number of mis-informed people in this world because they have been mis-lead.

tbird1125: Of the female friends I have on this level, only a small minority lay claim to having had big ones. The vast majority don't place too much on size. I think, however, interest in size may have to do with what it's attached to.

If this situation is right, I can whip out my stats (pun intended) and get a very good response even from those who could care less.

Why?
I'm 5'4"
with a 9.5" penis

H8Monga: [quote author=DoubleMeatWhopper link=board=relationships;num=1041863813;start=0#3 date=01/08/03 at 1209]Another possibilty:

She: "How big is it?"

He: "Oh, I'd say about 10" or so."

Some women are such trusting creatures. I knew a girl who swore that my ex-roommate had 8" ... because he said so! I've seen him in the state of full wood; no more than 6".[/quote]

So I can lie and it'll work?! There's hope yet! I'll go back to meauring wrong too!

Late_Bloomer: Old Chinese Proverb: "It's not the number of inches, but the quality of each inch that matters."

Chinese. Go figure! ;D
[sub]No offense intended toward any Chinese men in the audience.[/sub]

priapus: < Do you guys whip it out for girls a lot just to show? >

not alot, but I showed it to two girls in college when we were drunk, it was a major turn on, I later fooled around with one of them. Also, one of my ex GFs showed a picture to her sister. Also lots of "accidental" flashes, not sure if that counts...

longjh8: My girlfriend when I was 17 estimated my size at 8", but I was only 7" (probably a little less, since in those days I measured along the side) back then. I did not dispell her illusions, and fully allowed her to brag to all her friends how her boyfriend had an 8-inch cock :)

So *I myself* have contributed to the phenomenon of size-inflation by women. Anyway, my wife has been with 8 men including me, and at 8.5", mine is the longest she's seen, though she says that one guy might have had a thicker seven-incher than me. At least 2 of the guys she's had sex with are quite small, in the 4 inch range.

I actually have never gotten a female friend to talk to me about boyfriends' dick size.

mortis: 'I actually have never gotten a female friend to talk to me about boyfriends' dick size.'

It's a lot easier to ask via the internet, that way you can hide what you're doing while they are telling you *:D

at least two of these guys were flashing to win the girls' affections and get a blowjob...and hey, as far as i know, normally it would probably work, especially when the girls are in their teens...

one bad thing of note that this has caused is that i think i'm encouraging at least one of them to be a little more 'mindful' of size by asking...it now goes without saying that when she gets with a guy (not often, and she's a virgin) and tells me about it, she will tell me about his dick...it can be demeaning sometimes, but overall not a bad deal if you ask me *;D

mrprof: If your friends are freaks, then girls that I have known are freaks of the universe!

I have a similar situation in that I can think of 3 girls (1 g/f, 2 just friends) that have described their encounters with larger than average dudes -- only these were MUCH bigger than 9 or 10 inchers:

Girl 1. was a girlfriend -- she had a boyfriend before me who was 9" (measured) but he was not the biggest she had ever had sex with (the biggest was another casual-sex friend that she estimated at 10").

The biggest she ever saw was some guy who used to flash her and a friend during high school -- she estimated 12 - 13 inches for this guy.

I think her estimate was in the ballpark since she once pretty accurately estimated me at 8", plus she had a lot of experience with a 'measured' nine-incher. Also, she claimed the flasher's cock was "more than halfway down his thigh" when he was standing there, which seems about right to me.

The g/f also mentioned that she and another girl were talking about dick-size once, and her friend was mock-jealous because of my g/f's experience with sizable cock -- so abnormally big cock can't be happening to every girl...


Girl 2. was a friend of mine that was titillated by sex talk, so I use to oblige her every once in a while (I enjoyed it too because she was younger than me and very beautiful -- kind of a forbidden fantasy kinda thing).

One time she started talking about this really good-looking guy she had fucked, and that he was too big for her, and that it "kinda hurt" to have sex with him, etc.

It turns out this guy was really cheesy too (like driving around in the car with his shirt off, or finding an excuse to take his shirt off when she'd visit his place), so naturally I started busting her balls about what a little tramp she was, and how could she fall for shit like that, etc...just teasing her in good fun.

Then I told her about a black dude I had seen once in a porno mag with a dick that was about 19 inches long (well below the knee) who called himself "chocolate thunder." I went into all these details about the guy's cock and made a funny story out of it...

She laughed and then, without skipping a beat, said, "Well, then this guy was Vanilla Thunder," meaning the guy she had fucked.

When I pressed her about the details, she held her hands apart (in that famous gesture) -- way, WAY apart! Maybe 12 - 14 inches (sorry, my estimate). She then formed a circle with her thumbs and forefingers to indicate the girth -- an EXTREMELY large girth -- definitely MORE than beer-can thickness!

I trust this girl's account with this mule-dick because: I knew her very well; she admitted she didn't like the sex because this guy was just way too big (no duh, but she DID fuck him more than once!); and because of her unhesitating response to my story.

Could be bullshit but I believe it.


Girl 3. is an extremely hot friend who is a dancer (stripper), so needles to say she's seen her fair share of dick.

One time the subject of largest cock came up. I asked her about the biggest one she had ever had. She made that gesture with her forefingers, holding them up about 9 or 10 inches apart.

She volunteered, "the biggest one I ever saw is that guy, what's his name? Long Dong Silver, in a movie. And the biggest one I ever saw in person was this guy in college that I went out with..."

"How big?" I asked.

"Fucking huge," she laughed, and she made this karate chop motion down onto her leg, just above the knee, meaning that his cock hung down that low. She had also mentioned this guy was absolutely massive in stature, super tall with freakishly huge hands.

So figure, a really tall guy with long legs and a cock that hung down nearly to his knee -- I'm guessing that cock was maybe 14 - 15 inches or so?

"You saw a cock that was hanging down to his fucking knee?!" I asked. "What did you do?"

"When I saw it start rising up, I said, 'There's no way that thing is getting anywhere near me!' and I left."

"You just left?"

"Yep," she giggled, "got my clothes and left."

I believe this account because: let's face it, titty dancers have seen it all. Plus, her estimate was not given in inches, she just made a gesture that 'measured' this guy's schlong against a known body part...so it seems more trust-worthy than an estimate in inches.

I have other stories too, but these are the most spectacular and specific (these same girls also have had encounters with very small cocks too, BTW).

Given my experience with chicks who have seen, or been fucked by, humungous cock, I would say there is a lot more variety in size than most people think.

So what do ya'll think -- how do my friends stack up on the freak scale?

rainfletcher: I've talked with a few women on their partners. They ALL seem to have been with at least one guy with unusual stature, sometimes several.

More interestingly, I had a good friend who was in the beginnings of a long-term relationship with a girl her really loved. It also appeared the she really loved him too. But when they first got together, she talked (not once, but three times) about her ex-boyfriends size. 9 inches. He was less than 6 (so he tells me), and could never get over the comparison. She kept some pictures and love letters of the ex boyfriend a ways into the relationship, so he always felt like the ex meant more to her than he did.

In any event, she said something to him that really stuck with me. She said that EVERY woman who has been with 10 or more guys has seen a very large dick. But that doesn't always mean that much. Every woman who has been with 20 guys, somewhere along the y, has seen at least one very large dick, but it was attached to someone who really knew what to do with it.

At that point, she said, it's all over. Once she sees the difference, everything else is lacking - no matter how good everyone else is with their equipment...

sammygirly: WRONG!

Unless she's a very shallow woman.

aussiechick63: I have been with over ten guys and never seen an above average sized penis.

I wouldn't go looking for one either.
Most women wouldn't.

Just because a guy is packing doesn't mean he knows how to use it, or how to treat a lady, both of which are far more important issues as far as I'm concerned.

[quote author=sammygirly link=board=relationships;num=1041863813;start=24#2 7 date=04/25/03 at 12:16:02]WRONG!

Unless she's a very shallow woman.[/quote]

Couldn't have said it better myself. How else would small dicks survive? Geez, ppl, think back to your biology class! (Anyone from Kansas is exempted from this.)