Continued:

Over the next few weeks, 19 year old Huckabee learned things which he had never known existed. On several occasions he was given to the pleasures of women and taught the places where a man could and could not enter. Between her breasts or into (as Whitaker called it) her 'channel for delivery of children'. or in extreme cases the mouth of a woman could be used, although it was not recommended for regular usage. Nowhere else-ever. In this, the otherwise slow to learn Huckabee excelled. He learned every part of the three different women he was presented with. He would watch as his instructors did things and then do the same himself. Finally, it was declared he would be suitable for marriage. His bride, had already been selected and on a Saturday afternoon in Antioch Baptist Church they were wed by the vested powers of Reverend Davis 'Smiley' Whitaker. The following afternoon after church services Mike began his next series of lessons. In these he learned how a man kept himself satisfied and happy at all times even when their partner in life was unable to perform (through illness or injury). Again he learned quickly.

After he had sewn these wild oats, he would need to find another outlet. And so he did. Not just through political ambition but by joining the county men's club. They had daily meetings both at 7 a.m. and at 7 p.m. and all took place in basements of local men and various church halls. The purpose of the clubs was but one. Mutual masturbation and suckoffs.


From then on Mike Huckabee was focussed and set his eyes on first the state capitol and then he figured to go to the Nation's Capitol in D.C. To do so, meant marriage and remaining true to one girl and only one. Mercifully his Dad and the Right Reverend Whitaker had selected a pretty, sweet young lady for him. One who would obey his every need and desire and command- more than 20 years after the marriage he had stated these views in a full page ad in USA Today (1998- a wife is to submit graciously to the servant leadership of her husband). He loved her and she him, and she stayed out of his way. Always suspecting-especially by the excessive amount of time he devoted to playing guitar in his band. It was better than what a lot of her friends had to deal with, husbands who screwed around with other women and ended up creating extra mouths to feed. Mike wasn't much of an earner, so that would have been much worse. The only bad part of the marriage had been when he had been doing his high and mighty ministerial thing and had brought her in for help in instructing some rather insipid young men- although there had been several times of great amusement which she would relate to her female lovers. Nothing was funnier to her than seeing one of these men as her husband orally prepared them for her to instruct and the man would cum too soon and send everything all over the redfaced Huckabee. She saw it as payback for when he'd breast fuck her and after ejaculation, get off of her and leave. Leaving her to clean the gunk off of herself. Seeing his eyes, or mouth or even his rapidly balding pate get hit was always nice.

Mike became proficient at it all and his lip and hand services were sought by many. Additionally he soon learned men were much better at accommodating the massive girth of his cock and did so with willingness and ambition. Then one night he found his hand on the live microphone of one former Presidential Candidate of Mexican descent.

The tender moans of the Democrat drove Huckabee crazy. He needed to have the rich cream in his mouth and throat again. He sucked on the 6 inches for what seemed to him to be an eternity, his one hand massaging the testicles while the other reached around and sent his fingers one and then another into the man's anal cavity. The moans grew louder, when his thumb slid in and pushed up to the prostate, gently massaging it until the man from New Mexico could no longer take it or hold back. Losing all control his body convulsed and he began bucking wildly much to the surprise of the Republican candidate who had been with perhaps thousands of men in similar situations. As the release of masculine fluids shot out of the penis of the one man into Huckabee's greedy throat, the violent bucking continued and Richardson grabbed hold of the head of the man who was fulfilling his desire draining every drop he could.

When they finally finished, Richardson pulled back pushing the man who might soon be President away from him and he saw the shocking sight. The bruising was already beginning and Huckabee himself knew he had taken a face fucked beating. "It's okay Bill. The amount of makeup they put on...well, you know. You've had to take it too."

The two men laughed. "Say Mike, Could I make it up to you by treating you?"

Huckabee looked up, his tongue slid past his teeth and rested on his swollen lips in much the same way as it had years before when he had first been taught this wonderful way of protecting the sanctity of marriage by never risking contact with another woman.





In a decidedly non-presidential candidate moment, he reverted to his hard southern drawel and pronounced, "this is one damned fucking fine way to live." Bill Richardson mumble in agreement as the head of the 9 incher began to tickle his throat...

Yeah, those guys from The Hope Men's Club had taught him the real meaning of life...




((keep in mind the author does not condone lack of condom usage, also once more note, the above story is a work of fiction)