When my friend Tripod put on his "shows" some of the best comments from his girls were:
#4 "Don't.. Stop..Arrrg.. You're gonna rip me! (He did) More, More Please don't stop"(He pulls out his bloody dick and has BD come over.)
#3 "Is that it? Are you in all the way? Feels the cock still left outside....Oh my God no more!" (only 6" inside)
#2 "You're gonna split my ribs open" (6-8")
#1 "Owww f*ck I can feel you pokin my lungs!" (6-8")

Then he had BD (11"Lx1&1/2"W) screw #4 who BD had f*cked earlier in the evening. While BD's working her over again she says "Now it feels like you got a pencil dick."