What reactions do you get?

nobel: The thing I probably miss more than anything about being a single guy is the reactions to my cock. I have to say that I loved hearing the praise the first time I dropped trou.

That being said, the most memorable reaction might have come from my wife. Nothing. Not a word. After we'd had sex a few times I quized her a little bit. Her response was pretty classic. Something like "So you've got a big dick. What do you want, a medal. I keep coming back and that should be enough feedback."

The closest I've come in recent times was only a week ago. I was on a cruise with my family and a friend's family. My wife's best friend has a daughter of 20 who is built like the proverbial brick shit house. When they had a men's "sexy legs" contest on the boat, the ladies tried to tease me into entering. The daughter, who'd I'd caught staring a couple of times said, "no, he ought to wait for the third leg contest." Given the circumstance, I turned bright red. But I did remember this when I was banging my wife later that night.

Icarus213: That's awesome 8)

SpeedoGuy: Oh yah!

Its that sort of off-hand comment that I love to remember for a long time afterward!

SG

BTW, I won one of those men's "sexy legs" contests on a cruise once. I liked that, too. LOL.

aquaman875: Nobel - YOU were embarrassed?? What about your wife or the girl's parents? I wouldn't be thrilled to hear my daughter make a comment about a friend's penis.

nobel: Actually, I seemed to be the only one really embarrassed. My friends daughter is 22, so its not like it was a child making the comment. Though I usually stay out of it, there are a lot of innuendos dropped in this group. The daughter flaunts what she's got and gets teased by the whole family - one example being when her cousin made a little paper football and drop kicked it into her cleavage at the dinner table. An interesting bunch, I'll have to say.

sevenbyfive: Usually it is a second look and a smile.
7x5

two_fister: I've gotten many funny reactions over the years.
a few that stand out....

"omg...it's twice the size of my boyfriends"

"that thing is like godzilla"

and my all time favorite...
"holy shit, it's a two-fister"

SpeedoGuy: LOL. Bravo!

wongdongy: I am pretty young so I have only been with a few girls, but the best comment I heard was when I was in the car with my ex girlfriend and her friend and she was making innuendos during the ride. When the friend asked what she was talking about my ex girlfriend just said, "He Has a Huge Dong!"

I was embarrassed but couldn't keep from smiling

bigcock: My best reaction was from my asian ex girlfriend who said "it's very long."

:(

cypher13: Or, the Asian girlfriend of mine who, upon seeing it for the first time, said: "I hope it doesn't become a big thing between us!"

Chinese wit! You have to love it!

A

pacman: OK, my first post here, hi everybody.

One time a chick said, "You got girth, yo! You're shit is like...POOF!"

I thought that was pretty cute.

Another time, (man this was a great feeling) my girl was talking to her girlfriend as we were walking down the street. I was about ten yards ahead of them walking alone, just chillin. The girls were a bit tipsy since we'd been in a bar. The friend turned to my girl and said, "Wait a minute, does he have a big dick?" She turned to her girl and and replied with a satisfied, giggly, "mmmmm, YES!"

I heard the whole thing but pretended I didn't. Smiled all the way home. Another day, she was like, "did you hear what I told my girlfriend the other night?"

And you know what I said?

H8Monga: [quote author=pacman link=board=sex;num=1049917376;start=24#26 date=05/28/03 at 1818]Another time, (man this was a great feeling) my girl was talking to her girlfriend as we were walking down the street. I was about ten yards ahead of them walking alone, just chillin. The girls were a bit tipsy since we'd been in a bar. The friend turned to my girl and said, "Wait a minute, does he have a big dick?" She turned to her girl and and replied with a satisfied, giggly, "mmmmm, YES!"

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It doesn't matter huh?

[quote author=cypher13 link=board=sex;num=1049917376;start=24#25 date=05/28/03 at 1750]Or, the Asian girlfriend of mine who, upon seeing it for the first time, said: "I hope it doesn't become a big thing between us!"

Chinese wit! *You have to love it!

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Just remember, if it scares her too much, Confucius say she can run faster with her dress up than you with your pants down.

long_knight2001: After the intial 'unveiling' so to speak, the range of reactions have varied from the wildly positive side, "Marry me!" and "You take my breath away!" to the negative side, "I can't handle that" and "Ummm, what am I supposed to do with that? Beat someone with it?"

-- Marc