I was accused of wearing one by a friend one halloween at a party a classmate was holding. We were looking for halloween costumes at the walmart, I found this wicked spiderman costume with a silly string web shooter and mask. I joked that my buddy should get it. (he is 6'7") and over 350 lbs I think. Oh did I mention it was a childrens costume. Yeah after 2 min of laughing he dared me to get it and wear. He said if I wore that to the party he'd pay me 50 bucks. I said you buy it as well and we have a deal. After tesking it on at home i realised it was rather see through when stretched to my much larger then intended body. We had a laugh since it really didnt hid much in the groin region. So before I wore it to the party I shaved my self down (big bush looked really sick through the spandex) and pushed my self down my right leg and went to the party. My buddy drove and couldnt stop laughing but made me sit with my spidey mask over my junk cause he said it was like a train wreck and couldnt stop looking at it and I was going to cause an accident. (Plus the 3 guys in the back werent going to let me sit with them) So it was a good kick at the party everyone laughed good, got alot of attention and one girl accused me of wearing a sex toy extender. She jokingly "drunkinly" gave me a squeeze and screamed realizing it was real. Her boyfriend who was there just swore at her behavior and left every went quite cause of the awkward moment when she muttered how big a pussy he was and went after him. It was an awsome party, and in the end I went home with a cat woman I was a frequent "hero" to. I told her I was going to shoot her with me emergency web shooter. |