You big cocked guys create a lot of angst in us not-so-big dudes. You wreck a lot of chicks for good, too. Once they've had a huge dick in their funzone they are never the same. EVER. I envy you and hate you all at the same time. Every girl that has had multiple sexual partners has run across one of you destructo beasts. Those girls eventually get married to one of us and are tainted for life. With that said I would GLADLY accept such a curse.