11. Don't ask us our sexual fantasies unless you're prepared to hear them. We're not fantasizing about playing the knight in shining armour coming to the rescue of the damsel in distress. That's your fantasy. The things we fantasize about would cause you to look at us differently, and not in a good way, and we know it. At best we're probably fantasizing about having a woman other than you (e.g., a supermodel or famous actress) or about having a threesome or an orgy. Other common fantasies include being dominated or humiliated, feet, watersports, double penetration, cuckolding, mature women, fat girls, "chick with dicks," and things you'd probably think are much, much worse.
I enjoy hearing his sexual fantasies - but then my own have far more in common with your guy fantasy list than that BS about knights and damsels you seem to think women get off on - Last time I checked I wasn't living in a Barbara Cartland novel (thank fuck!!)
15. Anything he said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. Listen to what he's saying now.
Then the same has to follow for shit I said 6 / 8 months ago!
17. Crying is blackmail. It's a form of emotional expression we've been conditioned our whole lives not to use, except for something really serious, like death (real death, not tearjerker movie death), and sometimes not even then. Hence, we don't understand it, can't relate to it, and don't know how to handle it. We'll do almost anything to get you to stop, including lying to you or promising to do something even if we think it's a bad idea. Use it if you must, but we don't like it and ultimately it's not good for the relationship.
That's not entirely fair - it isn't always a weapon. I have two modes in which I cry - neither can be helped - I never do it voluntarily. In mode one I am sad - the tears come, it's natural. In mode two I am so fucking unbelievably angry that I am about to explode and take every fucker in the room to a new level of hell - and the fact that I start to cry frustrates me and makes me even angrier - so if you see me crying and I don't look like I need a hug fucking run!
21. Never nag a man in front of his friends. It's a no-win situation for both of you.
Too fucking true - please extend the same courtesy. 
24. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
I lived by that principle with my ex - Let me tell you, brought to it's logical conclusion it doesn't work out.
25. You have enough clothes.
LIE!
26. You have too many shoes.
DAMNED LIE!!
27. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes--what makes you think he'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
He knows you won't like what he picks anyway and will wear something else, and if he actually make the right choice you'll probably start wondering if he's gay.
True - you got me
30. Regularly check your oil, your coolant/antifreeze, and your tire pressure. Learn how to change a tire. Showing self-reliance and responsibility impresses us, and knowing that you can take care of yourself give us one less thing to worry about.
Patronize me not, I have never once asked or needed a man to do that shit for me.
31. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
LOL - Another 'too fucking true'!
33. Let him look at other women. He's going to do it anyway because he's biologically hard-wired for it. The less he feels he has to hide it from you, the more he'll appreciate you. Better yet, ogle women with him. He'll think your the coolest girlfriend ever, and it will really turn him on.
I LOVE looking at women with him, we don't always agree but the looking sure is fun.
35. Women wearing push-up bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
So are you still going to get pissed off when I wear that and other guys stare at my tits?