12-30-2008
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| I wish Quidditch Was Real lol
That sport looks brutal but the feel of a broomstick between your legs would be awesome  And face it, some of the players are pretty hot and the breeches would be quite a nice thing to look at on the professional player imo.
Okay, HP geek out over lol
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12-30-2008
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You just made my entire night. I'm a HUGE HP nerdface(I've dressed up and been to midnight releases for everything since book 4).
And I oh so completely agree with you. Quidditch would be amazing.
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12-31-2008
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I saw an episode of Jeopardy once during one of their teen tournaments, and one of the contestants had come up with Muggle Quidditch. I thought, how fun!
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12-31-2008
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A broomstick between the legs, high up in the air sounds painful!
It looks like amazing fun though. Perhaps a new kind of jock pad or something? lol
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12-31-2008
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one way or ANOTHER....i will go to Hogwartz!!!!
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12-31-2008
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I would much rather fly without a broom distroying my abilaty to get an erection. If a bike seat is bad for you a broom has got to be way more distructive. I would like to have the magical powers and be an animagus. I wonder what animal I would become?
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12-31-2008
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Minus the sexual thoughts, Quidditch would be amazing!
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I'm 18 and a freshman in college, what's not to like? 
I have been pretty tame recently but I am known to get a little wild from time to time.
"just fuck me over in this game so we can play chess or something" - BabyJoy09
"all pussy is tight with a thick stick :)" - dario92
This dude holds the record for the longest cock at 13.5 inches: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_412388.html | |
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12-31-2008
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Well, on topic, this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long long time. YouTube - Wizard People, Dear Reader - THE CRIBBAGE MATCH (Chapter 19) |
"Every religion has a unique perception about what is considered a living being. Many feel that upon conception, the organism is just as human as you and I. Judaism, in particular, would argue that the fetus is not viable until it graduates from medical school."
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12-31-2008
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Originally Posted by serpent13  I would much rather fly without a broom distroying my abilaty to get an erection. If a bike seat is bad for you a broom has got to be way more distructive. I would like to have the magical powers and be an animagus. I wonder what animal I would become? | I had a friend who was an avid bike-rider, but suffered greatly from a lot of testicular/scrotal pain as a result, which inhibited his sex drive (and, one might suppose, ruined my chances of getting laid...but that's another story, nevermind, anyway...)
I don't know about you, but if I were an animagus, I'd turn into a snake. I've always wanted to slither.
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01-13-2009
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Oh come on guys, a broomstick wedged right between some muscular thighs as the broom vibrates underneath your balls and the wood caressing your dick as it gets harder and harder from the constant movement of the broomstick from the wind and maneuvers ?
Quidditch is ripe for sexual innuendoes lol
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01-13-2009
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One thing that always bugged me though - do they have separate locker rooms for the male and female players ? It is never really mentioned in the books either if they do have locker rooms and showers near the pitch.
And a more worrying thought - do they wear jockstraps and cups for protection ? I mean, if a bludger to the head can render you immobile for a week, imagine one of those buggers smacking right into your unprotected balls and dick ! Eeeekkkk :(
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Last edited by WellHung83; 01-13-2009 at 06:24 AM..
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01-13-2009
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Originally Posted by WellHung83 That sport looks brutal but the feel of a broomstick between your legs would be awesome And face it, some of the players are pretty hot and the breeches would be quite a nice thing to look at on the professional player imo.
Okay, HP geek out over lol | OKay, not the reasons why I would love it...
The fact that you can fly etc, wow, the freedom that you will feel!
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01-13-2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WellHung83 That sport looks brutal but the feel of a broomstick between your legs would be awesome And face it, some of the players are pretty hot and the breeches would be quite a nice thing to look at on the professional player imo.
Okay, HP geek out over lol | Dude, you aren't a lady... you can't sit "sidesaddle" on those things. Basically, what I'm saying politely is that your balls will be mashed.  |
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